People in love make me want to vomit
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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