yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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