I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
