Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I need a beard to bite.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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