We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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