it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Boobs are out for the taking
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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