im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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