Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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