A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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