Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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