Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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