this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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