I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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