"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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