I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Randomize
