You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
