The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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