problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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