# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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