the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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