So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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