Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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