ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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