We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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