omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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