Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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