i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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