Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I am puke
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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