Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
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