Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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