Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
