lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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