My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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