I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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