What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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