the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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