I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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