She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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