Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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