He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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