whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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