Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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