Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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