how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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