The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I just pynch a tree in the face
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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