ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
you never un-have a 4some
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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