I heard we made out
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Randomize
