question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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