Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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