Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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