it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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