Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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