let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
