dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
This baby is an asshole
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
My ass is underappreciated
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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